CALLER ID joke, This is Daddy joke, Dirty Uncle Joke

Hello? Hi honey. This is daddy. Is mommy near the phone? No, daddy. Shes upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul. After a brief pause...

Between Legs Joke

A little boy asked his dad what's in between mums legs and he says "It's paradise my boy." "Ok what's in between...

SOMETHINGS YOU JUST CAN'T EXPLAIN JOKE

A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed. His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, "Some thi...

I SINNED WITH AN 18 YEARS OLD GIRL JOKE

Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: ...

DOCTOR AND INDIANS JOKE

A big city doctor visits an Indian tribe full of men, he asks "How do you guys relieve your sexual tension?"  "Simple, just c...

THE LADY NEXT DOOR

One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex. The mother is going up and down on the father and when she sees her daughter l...

WEIGHT LOSS COMPANY JOKE

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stan...

HUMAN BODY

The teacher asks, "Flora, what part of the human body increases ten times when excited?" Flora blushes and says, "That...

PASSWORD OF COMPUTER

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls ...

OLD MAN SPERM COUNT JOKE

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.  The doctor gave the man a jar and said, ...

IT'S DARK HERE

A woman and her lover are in the house while the husband is at work. Her nine year old son comes in, and after seeing them making love he ...

TO FLATTEN TUMMY OUT

One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex. The mother is going up and down on the father and when she sees her daughter ...

Breast Feeding Joke

A blonde woman is walking down the street, with her blouse open. A cop is approaching from about a block away, thinking, "Boy, my...

WRONG HOLE

A California business man, while in Japan for some business meetings and a few rounds of golf, arrived in Tokyo a day earlier than e...

YOUNG DOCTOR

A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older gent suggested the young one acco...

FATHER OF HUNDREDS

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wor...